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I know, I know. Ever since I used the term face-melting to describe these brownies, you’ve been dying to get your hands on them.

Or at least, dying to know exactly what we (as in, Daniel and I – we’re obvs a team here) mean by the term. Unfortunately, there’s no real way to explain it. You’ll have to taste them to truly understand.

I’d like to say it’s just the frosting that makes these brownies so good. Then, all you’d need to do to experience this food-gasm is whip up a stick of butter, a little coffee, cocoa powder, and some confectioners’ sugar (…okay, and a little salt and vanilla) in your mixer and melt away. I’m quite sure, however, that it’s the combination of this super-simple yet totally mind-blowingly dreamy frosting with the insanely rich and fudge-y brownies that evokes such a feeling.

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white bean + avocado dip.

January 31, 2012 — 11 Comments

I’ve always wondered if there was a way that guacamole could be improved upon.

 

I’ve discovered that there is. Well, that’s if you consider making it healthier an improvement. I do, when it still tastes just as good – if not better.

Question: Do you ever think it’s funny when you hear people say, “Oh, I make the best guacamole!” or “I don’t know what my dad puts in his guacamole, but it’s the best ever!” Now I’ve made guac many, many times. It’s, like, always good. I like to think I make the best guac, but in truth, I think pretty much everyone that takes a stab at it does a decent job.

This stuff is hard to mess up, peeps! Mash up some avocado, add lime or lemon juice to taste, maybe a chopped tomato if you’re in the mood, a little minced something from the allium family…are you WTF-ing over there? New vocab word of the day comin’ at ya: The allium family is made up of garlic, onions, shallots, scallions, leeks, and chives – yes, these little guys are imperative in the world of good eats when it comes to building and adding flavor. Lesson concluded.

Now back to the guac…seasoning! Seasoning can make or break your guacamole. And by seasoning, I mean salt. Add all of these ingredients – to TASTE, by the way, which anyone is capable of doing – and you too can make the very best guac that your mother, cousin, half-brother and his wife and kids have ever tasted.

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chipotle deviled eggs.

January 29, 2012 — 7 Comments

Have you ever been to a party where the deviled eggs weren’t the first thing to go?

Chipotle Deviled Eggs

There’s just something about them. Which is why when I made them the other day, I couldn’t take them out of the fridge until our guests arrived. They’re just too easy to pop into your mouth and if you put ‘em out too early, before you know it, the deviled eggs are donezo.

In a lot of cases, it’s hard to improve on the original and classic recipe. But I think chipotle is a sequel we can all get behind. You need to like a little spice in your life, yes – and who doesn’t like the smoky flavor of chipotle?

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It’s not a secret that I love sangria.

It’s not a secret, and it’s really not that exciting. Us ladies, we like sangria. Not rocket science. Heck, most dudes I know will polish off a glass (pitcher?) or two if it’s put in front of them. Daniel certainly will, and that’s because of more than the fact that I make it so damn often, in every flavor combination I can dream up to go with every season, every type of menu, every type of, well, everything.

Yes, Daniel will polish off a pitcher of sangria because he likes it – quite possibly as much as I do.

But don’t get it twisted…he likes beer even better. You’d be disgusted to know how many beers he can throw back in a sitting. Let’s just say we don’t have enough pitchers in the house to make a fair comparison. So what happens when I concoct a beverage that combines the the best of both worlds?

Other than the obvious result – a super-crunk Daniel – “mangria” is born.

Ladies, don’t be fooled by the name – I think you’ll love this cocktail, too. Even if you don’t like beer, I think you’ll be into this. I mean, why didn’t we think of it sooner? The beer is a perfect vehicle to get a good sangria going. Blue Moon and citrus, as we all know, are already pretty much going steady, and the pear-vibe adds another crispy-sweet dimension. I used the Winter Abbey Ale – because hey, it is winter after all, and why not get totally seasonal here, what with the citrus and the pears? I’ve made it with the regular version as well, which is a bit lighter and less caramel-ly and just begging to be made on a hot summer day.

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super bowl {party} menu.

January 24, 2012 — 5 Comments

Now that we know who’s playing in the Super Bowl, we can move on to more important matters. Like what we’re eating.

I mean, duh. Everyone knows that football feeds are far more important than the game itself. I like football and everything, but what I live for is the food. Give me cheesy dips, give me chicken wings – extra-hot, hi – give me pizza, sliders, nachos…I could go on and on…but I won’t. I won’t, because that’s not what we’re really doing here today.

Today, we’re doing something a little healthier, a bit more modern, and just a tad – well, sexier.

Without further ado, meet your inspiration for this year’s Super Bowl shindig.

It’s about taking our favorites, and elevating them – you know, taking them up a notch. You guys know this is my thing by now, right?!

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caramelized onion dip.

August 19, 2011 — 2 Comments

I hope you’re not one of those people who buys pre-made tubs of onion dip. Or the packets. Those are bad, too.

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I take that back. I do hope you’re one of those people. Because now, I have the chance to convert you.

Listen, it’s not that I won’t chow down on a tub of overly-processed “French onion” dip and a bag of Ruffles if that’s what’s in front of me. I’ve been known to do it, and I won’t say I’ll never do it again. Today, for instance, I ate a piece of cake with canned frosting. Just because I wouldn’t make it, doesn’t mean I won’t eat it.

Having said that – if you’re an onion dip kind of person, and you’re reading this blog, chances are you’re at least somewhat interested in cooking. So you should probably try out this dip. It takes a little more time than buying something pre-made at the grocery store but it is infinitely worth it.

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homemade pizza rolls.

June 18, 2011 — 4 Comments

Oh, yes – I went there.

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I don’t feel bad about it. Nope, not in the least. These homemade pizza rolls are awesome. Dangerous? Maybe. More work than the frozen, super-processed variety we all remember as kids? Definitely.

So worth it.

This was the first time I’d worked with wonton wraps, and I am now in love. I’d heard about using them for things like this, super-quick raviolis – saw them in mini lasagna cups the other day. Yes, they are a brilliant little invention, indeed. And I suppose you can also use them for wontons… ;)

Make these homemade pizza rolls. Play with the toppings – have fun with it. Enlist a wonton wrap-helper to help you assemble these babies if you’re doing other stuff – trust, especially if you’re making a lot. This was actually the first time I ever asked Daniel to come in and help me with something other than cleaning up. He did a fantastic job, don’t you think?

Homemade Pizza Rolls

  • 1 12-ounce package wonton wraps {I used Nasoya, found in refrigerated produce section where tofu is sold}
  • 8 ounces fresh mozzarella, grated
  • 4 ounces provolone, grated
  • 2 ounces fresh Parmigiano-Reggiano, grated
  • 1 small package sliced baby bella mushrooms, finely chopped and sauteed in olive oil until browned
  • 1 small package baby sweet peppers, seeds removed, finely chopped and lightly sauteed in olive oil
  • 4 ounces good pepperoni, finely chopped
  • Handful fresh basil leaves, finely chopped
  • Vegetable oil, for frying
  • Small dish water

For pizza sauce:

  • 1 28-ounce can San Marzano whole peeled tomatoes, drained
  • A few garlic cloves, minced
  • Pinch of sugar
  • Kosher salt
  • Crushed red pepper flakes

To make the pizza sauce, crush tomatoes with your hands into a medium saucepan over medium-low heat. Add remaining ingredients to taste, turn heat down to low and let gently simmer for about 30 minutes, stirring occasionally. Puree using a hand blender or food processor. Allow to cool.

In a large bowl, combine pizza sauce, cheeses, vegetables, pepperoni, and herbs.

Add 2-3 inches of vegetable oil to a heavy-bottomed pot over medium heat to about 350 degrees. You can use a thermometer to gauge heat, though I don’t think it’s necessary. As long as you leave the heat at medium, and fry about 4 at a time (depending on the size of the pot, the idea is that you don’t want to overcrowd or else the oil temperature will drop), they should fry perfectly and quickly. You can then turn the heat up or down as you see necessary.

To assemble the pizza rolls, get your small dish of water handy. Make sure to leave a damp cloth over your wraps as you’re working so they don’t dry out.

On a clean work space, place one wrap in front you, like a diamond with one corner pointing to you. Add a small amount of filling (a scant tablespoon) to the center of the wrap. Fold the bottom point up over the filling, then fold each of the sides over the filling. Dampen your finger and lightly wet the top edges of the wrap, folding it down over the filling and pressing lightly to seal. It should look like a tiny envelope. (For a helpful photo tutorial, click here). Place seam-side down and repeat with remaining wraps and filling.

Add pizza rolls to the hot oil and fry until golden brown and crispy, about 20-30 seconds per batch of 4 rolls. Flip using tongs or a slotted spoon as necessary. Be careful not to let the hot oil splatter and burn you!

Remove from hot oil using slotted spoon and place on paper towels to cool and drain.

Makes 48 pizza rolls

ina’s guacamole.

November 18, 2010 — 3 Comments

Has holiday season officially begun?

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It sure feels like it. We’ve had wedding after wedding (literally 3 in 6 weeks) and the social calendar seems to be becoming more packed by the second. The one area I feel this has affected most?

{Aside from my sanity, our bank account, and the old gym schedule}

Our beloved football parties.

I love football season, and the main reason for this is all of the food and fun that comes along with it. I love hosting gatherings at our place for friends, complete with specialty cocktails and all of those football-esque appetizers we love so much.

I realized the other day that we have not hosted one measly football fun-day. The most we’ve had time {or energy} for has been the enjoyment of just one simple appetizer and a couple of beers for the two of us after a long weekend. One recent Sunday, I was planning on making enchiladas for dinner {recipe soon to come – and be on the lookout, because it was phenomenal} and I figured guacamole would be the perfect thing for Daniel and I to munch on while watching football during the day. I had a couple of avocados on hand, a few lemons – no limes – and to my great surprise, I realized Ina had a fabulous recipe using just lemons that I’d never made.

The lemon juice adds such a brightness that even limes can’t deliver. The red onions added the perfect amount of heat and crunch. I added a bit of extra garlic, like I usually do with just about everything, and I left the guacamole nice and chunky – just how I like it.

Guacamole

Adapted from Ina Garten

  • 4 ripe Haas avocados
  • Juice from 1 lemon
  • 8 dashes hot pepper sauce
  • 1 small red onion, finely diced
  • 2-3 large garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1 teaspoon freshly-ground black pepper
  • 1 medium tomato, seeded, and small-diced

Cut the avocados in 1/2, remove the pits, and scoop the flesh out of their shells into a large bowl. Feel free to use your hands! Immediately add the lemon juice, hot pepper sauce, onion, garlic, salt, and pepper and toss well. Using a sharp knife, slice through the avocados in the bowl until they are chopped. Add the tomatoes. Mix well, leaving the guacamole chunky, and taste for salt and pepper.